Typical Panda

Panda Facts - written by a panda scientist

Every now and again, people ask about Typical Panda. Who is he and what makes him so typical? Will candy pour out if I beat him with a stick? Will he hurt us?

Contrary to popular belief, Typical Panda comes from a small town in Connecticut, and not the mountainous regions of Tibet. He started playing guitar as a hobby kept it at that until Robo Bunny started bugging him about needing another guitarist for one of his crazy Canadian schemes. After a long debate involving the words buddy, guy, and friend, TP joined the Scare Bears.

Now officially a member of the Scare Bears, and in it deeper than this panda is used to, TP is looking forward to butchering songs and saturating them with harmonics, whether the placement makes sense or not.

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